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Invisible_Minority

How many cock push-ups do you think Giannis can do?


Puzzleheaded-Bug4311

Everybody gets one...


Chickenmangoboom

One is all you need.


PlatinumDoodle

50


LordCrow1

More than Jack, that’s for sure


professorex

No way. They don't call his D Tenacious for no reason


mittenciel

You don’t always have to downvote hard. But this time, that is right to do.


LordCrow1

i thought it was a good joke, but guess not, I got wrecked lmao


olgreasysteve

I appreciate that you went for it tho


djkhan23

Jack Black in The School of Rock remains the most irreplaceable acting performance of all time. Legend.


xGhost94

That movie is so good!


WormyHell

Phil X is the only other person I could imagine lol.


Uddenfranz

Phil X was in school of rock?! Where the hell did I miss that


WormyHell

No I’m saying the only other person I could imagine even attempting that role is him. Jack black has too much charm though its hard to compete.


Uddenfranz

Oh, I completely misread that I agree though, Phil X def has that energy


SkinnyLever

Who


WormyHell

Hes a guitar teacher from the earlier YouTube days. Hes pretty high energy and silly. He shreds and can sing classic rock.


extraducksauce

Tenacious d and pick of destiny is an amazing movie


amidon1130

It’s called stickittodaman…neosis


brokid

lmao this is like saying paul mccartney and the beatles. btw “tenacious d” is an ode to marv albert.


EazyParise

How this man gonna disrespect the Rage KaGe like that?


TenaciousDeer

KG > KG if we're being honest


EazyParise

I spelled it out cause I thought that would be confusing lol


BlindManBaldwin

You know ball


TenaciousDeer

Feels like my username was born for this day! What's the name of the song? Antetokounmpo Don't know what it's about but it's good to go What's the name of his brothers I don't know But they're from fucking Greece and they're good to go Yeah


MajesticAsFook

"Now they're saying it was only a tribute"


lapotobroto

Thanassis D


ThirstyPotato

I just rewatched Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story last night and completely forgot Jack Black plays Paul McCartney in it. Hilarious!


simonthedlgger

Of course I do, I booked em. I’m the leader of the Beatles.


busterak47

I've got a song about an octopus!


S4ndm4n93

The wrong kid died! Really, this is my favorite movie of all time.


Definitelyisdaniel

Nah its more like Paul McCartney and Wings to me /s


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PowRightInTheBalls

Nah, better to look like someone's great aunt by 60 than age naturally for those 1.5 years in your 50s where you still look like you're in your late 40s!


BushyBrowz

Tbf they did this shit all the time back in the day. Not with rock bands so much, but you had Michael Jackson & the Jackson 5, Gladys Knight & the Pips etc.


PowRightInTheBalls

But Gladys was *never* one of the Pips, they were always her backing singers. "Jack Black and Tenacious D" is like saying "Gladys Knight and Gladys Knight & The Pips" or "Ronnie James Dio and Dio" or "Timberlake and NSYNC". Derek and the Dominos is a classic rock band name. Eric Clapton and Derek and the Dominoes is repetitive nonsense


BushyBrowz

Actually they did start out as just the Pips in 52. They were all cousins and had different members originally. They changed their name in 61 but Gladys was there from the start.


hachachachacha

Hootie and the blowfish


PowRightInTheBalls

Except it would be Darius Rucker and Hootie and the Blowfish which is nonsensical because Rucker is already Hootie.


EazyParise

[Obligatory Key and Peele skit](https://youtu.be/FE9PUexeUv0)


hachachachacha

Darius Rucker? Sounds made up, that's my boy Hootie up there with the band


Zinaima

Technically, nobody in the band was supposed to be Hootie. It's named after two of their friends, one was nicknamed Hootie and the other was nicknamed The Blowfish.


Dekrow

I always thought it was weird when Conan O'Brien would introduce his house band on his old late night show as 'Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7!" or whatever haha


likwitsnake

[Obligatory Jack Black Sings the National Anthem at Sparks Game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9l4LMZeNm0)


MrsPuffSmashedMyFoot

Also the Nickelodeon “Lick a tit” commercial https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=2VL9_-O8U18&feature=emb_title


brodorrr

Damn he actually killed that, dudes got pipes


antwan_benjamin

Not only does he have pipes...but he specifically stuck within his range to make sure he killed every note. Most singers fuck up when they try to hit notes they can't normally hit.


Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

Or slip in and out of several genres and possibly try to seduce the flag at the same time. *Lookin at you Fergie*. Edit: Also, you say “stuck within his range,” as if he has a fairly limited range. Dude shows off some great vocal range here.


antwan_benjamin

> Edit: Also, you say “stuck within his range,” as if he has a fairly limited range. Dude shows off some great vocal range here. That's fair, I can see how one could read it like that. I didn't mean to imply he has limited range. I just meant to say he knows what notes he can hit, and he stuck to those notes. The biggest problem most people have when they sing the Star Spangled Banner is that they get way too ambitious. Its not an easy song to sing. [Here's a decent video describing the difficultly of the range](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdl8p9akJJw). Jack Black has a great voice. I'm just saying...he's not Whitney Houston. And he realized that, and sang the song in a way it sounds great for his voice. Unlike most people that try to sing the National Anthem while doing their best Whitney Houston impersonation and they fall flat on their face because they're not Whitney.


Chickenmangoboom

I heard a story on NPR a few years ago about selecting the national anthem. At the time several composers and musicians noted that while the song was great that maybe they should pick something that is easier for most people to sing.


Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

Oh, yeah I didn’t think you were disparaging him or that the song is not difficult(I have a background in musical theatre, because I’m a stereotype), I just meant to highlight how well he did *because* it’s a more difficult song than people realize.


mittenciel

And even Whitney was lip syncing so she might not have gone for that key if she had to hit it live.


Positive_Parking_954

Marvin Gaye succeeded in seducing the flag


Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

Nah, he was on of the kings of “singing to” and audience and not just “in front” of them. He seduced every single person in the building. The flag was just there to witness it.


Lucky_Abrams

This was an awesome rendition! Now someone link the Fergie version so I can be sad.


SkinnyLever

That wasn’t funny at all!


antwan_benjamin

Seeing an old Jack Black does not make me feel good about how many years I have left in life.


Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

If it makes you feel better, he’s actually younger than he looks. He’s only 53. I think he just doesn’t give a shit about the grey hair like most celebrities, so he looks older than he is.


Kidfreedom50

He’s also been making films/music for longer than we remember. He was in Waterworld 27 years ago.


ShowMeYourGhostNips

I love showing people Demolition Man and pointing out baby faced Jack Black in the 5 frames he's in lol


Davethisisntcool

Enemy of The State too


amjhwk

Mars Attacks! also


antwan_benjamin

I really wish more older people, especially celebrities, would embrace their gray. It would really make us mere mortals feel a lot better about the aging process. I found a couple of gray hairs on my nuts the other day and I'm still feelin a certain kinda way about it.


UncircumciseMe

Oh shit, man. I do not look forward to that day. I’m sorry, thoughts and prayers.


Whittaker

That's when you tell the ladies it's just a little salt and pepper seasoning to make your nuts more delectable.


NA4FunRegion

Bro you’re good, I’ve had fucking specks of white facial hair since I was 18


V_LEE96

For context Brad Pitt is 58 and Jennifer Anniston is 53.


Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

Both of them feel like they should honestly be older too.


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Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

Really? I hadn’t heard that and can’t find anything on Google.


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Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

Yeah, you don’t get to make definitive statements about someone’s health when you’re just being an armchair doctor on Reddit. Everyone’s physiology is different and some things that would wear down one person won’t another. You have zero idea of what his physical health condition is and you have zero qualifications to speculate.


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mysteries-of-life

Claiming someone in their 50s is unhealthy just for their external appearance is ridiculous. Whats next, going after tall people? People of this age can have actual health problems. If you don't know whether he has chronic illnesses, which you don't, then you shouldn't pretend you do.


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Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

So because someone doesn’t “look excellent” for their age, they must be in bad health? You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about, so just stop.


Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

I didn’t say healthy. I said that if you’re not a doctor that actually has access to his medical records, you are not qualified to speak on that, nor would it even be legal for you to do so if you were. So, are you Jack Black’s doctor and you are breaking the law or are you unqualified and talking out your ass?


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Actually-Gay-NBA-Fan

Yeah, pretty much. You are a massive narcissist if you think it’s unreasonable to think that you, a random Redditor, are even remotely qualified to diagnose if someone is generally in good or bad health when you have never met them before.


zmann64

I have never not seen Jack Black super active and animated on stage. I feel like he’s ok, health wise.


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KiritoJones

Okay but if he was in "quite bad health" like Op said then he probably wouldn't be able to perform the way he does.


boomecho

Yeah, and he can jump and kick!


Mario_Prime510

There was that famous accident he had during Conan O’briens last episode where he ran towards the stag during rehearsal and twisted his ankle. Though that doesn’t really say anything about his health and is more an accident that could happen to anyone. I doubt he’ll do all the crazy shit though after that.


employeremployee

I saw Tenacious D with opening act Har Mar Superstar in Cleveland around 2002. Never heard of Har Mar but he was hilarious. During the transition between performers they set up a cheap ass projector screen and projector, and rolled a 16mm film where Jack Black and Kyle played male prostitutes on the mean streets looking for a John. I forget all the details but somehow Spider-Man was involved with an overtly implied sex scene where he gave facials via his webbing to Jack and Kyle. Just as he sprayed his web all over their faces in the film, the Spider-Man theme started blasting over the speakers and Har Mar dressed in an ill-fitting Spider-Man outfit chased Tenacious D onto stage where they performed a fight scene with silly string-as-cum, culminating in the D’s inevitable victory to start the show. They then played Tenacious D in full, including another guest appearance by Har Mar on the Saxaboom. On the drive back to Columbus me and my bud ate at Waffle House where I drank a Vanilla Coke.


WormyHell

Har mar is great. Whats that fucking song he does?…LADY YOU SHOT ME! Yeah hes got an incredible voice.


mccoolio

Lol holy shit! You've reminded me that this bit was also on their concert DVD, I'd completely forgotten about that 😂. (it's called tenacious d - the complete masterworks)


freshOJ

Damnit, you just reminded me that I lost that DVD about 15 years ago.


Available-Camera8691

I saw them in 08. They took the place of the Beastie Boys last second because MCA was sick. (RIP). Everyone I was with was obviously a bit bummed, but they fuckin nailed it. That first Outsidelands was pretty fuckin rad


Rykno23

Jack Black has the best hand gestures lol, they’re a show all by themselves


lil_extro_vert_

Jack black the goat


__kit

not even joking, i was going to post "jack black is the goat" and you beat me to it. also the title should be "aunty kompoopo song"


aidsfarts

Bro you gotta be joking


Turence

yeah i don't know what the hell they're talking about either.


nobody1568

Jack Black slowly turning to Jack White.


Agreeable-Story3551

I think they’re cousins or some shit


thegroovemonkey

He brought out a fake Jack White during the show then yelled at Kage not to blow it.


nobody1568

For real?


thegroovemonkey

It was the live debut of "Don't Blow It, Kage"


nobody1568

I hadn't realized they had collaborated!


thegroovemonkey

There were rumors of them getting together a few years back but it sounds like Kage fuckin blew it and played the worst shit instead of a tasty monster jam.


808ocd

jack black is so fucking talented.


-El-Cuhh-

Whats the scoop tho?


HotdogIsaSandwitch

Jack Black is one of the dudes who stayed genuine to himself, **despite** the fame.


YROK1986

I've always said that Jack Black actually has one of the best singing voices of all time. There are some Tenacious D songs where he honestly kind of blows me away with his singing ability.


Now__Hiring

Wonderboy has amazing range, tbh


jgman22

I love jack black


SnooChipmunks4208

This... this sparks joy.


maz_menty

Just saw them two nights ago in MPLS at Surley field. Phenomenal show. JB & KG for life!


eewap

Jack Grey


Positive-Role9418

That's one word I thought would never make it into a song


thegroovemonkey

Fuck yeah I was 3rd row center for this show!


laz10

Send this to shaq


xGhost94

Man Jack Black is only 53?? He looks way older in this video.


Nickelnick24

Didn’t know my mental health needed this so badly but I did. Thank you Jack.


Riggity___3

Tenacious D was my very first concert ever. It was also one of the first times I ever ate an edible. Of course I got way too high and could barely stand up but the show was amazing. i fucking love jack black and Tenacious D. singing their songs at any random time, especially when we were high, was like our running dude bro inside joke for a decade.


SamLangford

Thought this was going to be to the tune of “explosivo”